I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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