You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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