i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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