Sry I called you an 8
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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