If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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