i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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