you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
tell me about the eggs
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