Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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