I'm eating all of the evidence.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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