OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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