I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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