butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
At least make sure they are 18
Why
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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