i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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