Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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