haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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