Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My vagina just clenched in fear
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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