is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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