i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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