His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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