is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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