STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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