i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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