im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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