Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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