i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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