sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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