i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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