I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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