They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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