my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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