so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I fill condoms, not promises.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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