well most of my day revolves around power hour
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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