i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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