i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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