I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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