Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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