Why are handjobs necessary in class?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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