Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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