The maid of honor just puked.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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