Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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