I like my sex mixed with concussions.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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