Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
its not stalking. its research.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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