She said her name was "party"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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