His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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