so that wasnt chicken after all
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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