that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Dignity is for republicans.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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