just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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