I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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