I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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