Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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