Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
He has the fingertips of a God
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