Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!