Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You pole danced in your parka.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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