I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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