i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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