i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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