so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
