so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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