It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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