If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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