Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
why do cheetos always look like penises
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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