btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
